My Own Top Ten Mysteries of Life

It seems to me, after doing some research, that people like reading lists. I thought about it and finally, after much thinking and recovery from afore mentioned thinking, I came up with a list of my very own. Without further ado, I present to you my top ten greatest mysteries of life that haunt me on almost a daily basis.

1. Why do people always call me when I can’t answer the phone? I swear I can sit at my desk at work for five hours straight and not receive one text or call. However, the second I go to the bathroom, start driving, or someone shows up at my desk to talk…